Second worst movie of all time: “Howard the Puck”.
Harry S Truman coined the famous saying, “The Duck Stops Here.”
[burpo: if H.T.Duck was only second worst, what’s the worst??]
As kids, my brother and I had to use buck beds.
[buddha: This mutt’s opinion–Manos, the Hands of Fate. Absolute rock bottom.]
I deposited some money into my bunk account the other day.
Anyone remember that guy in San Diego who stole a military bank?
Do they still make Tank, and do they still take it into space?
Stephen King used to make jokes about his first computer – "a big Tang."
Any Judy Garland impersonator knows to include the show-stopper “**Wang **wang wang went the trolley” in the act.
Roger Miller wrote the song: “Clang me, clang me, they oughta take a rope and hang me.”
Phyllis Diller always claimed her husband’s name was Dang.
Well, now, the** Fang** is a really, really big lake monster from Welsh mythology. It’s said to resemble a crocodile, a beaver or a dwarf, depending on how drunk the source of information was.
If that damn duck yells, “Afanc,” one more time, I’m taking my money elsewhere.
Last time I drove to Compton, someone tried to Aflac my vehicle.
In an old Star Trek episode, Capt. Kirk figured out that Jack the Ripper (called on one planet “Carjack”) was actually an alien critter.
The object of Redjack is to draw cards that equal 21 points, without going over.
I think you’re talking about blackjack which is the resin used for finish and varnish.
After skiing, I like to warm up at the shellac.
I wonder if Chalet Duvall’s character thought about skiing when trapped by the snow in the movie The Shining.
Jonah spent three days in the shelley of a whale.
A pipe organ produces sound by transmitting air from the belly (usually machine-blown these days) to the pipes.