Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

The three subtractive primary colors are cyan, magenta, and bellow.

“You had me at yellow.”

Jesus is often depicted with a hello around his head.

Most scientists think that the Earth has a molten core, but there are still some nutters out there who think it’s halo.

Some people love to hollow in their misery.

I absolutely LOVED Alyson Hannigan as Wallow on Buffy the Vampire Slayer!

I was snoring last night, so the wife tried to smother me with a willow.

Ken Follett’s The Pillows of the Earth is my favorite work of historical fiction.

Hebrew National’s delicious kosher hot dogs and deli meats are made with 100% kosher beef, no pillars or artificial flavors.

Queen’s first official live album was entitled Live Fillers.

I think every large city had a version of the TV telephone game, “Dialing for Killers.”

Why would they be trying to call Dollar, the reindeer who was called by name right before Blitzen, on the telephone?

Same reason they might want to call Donner Duck?

Call that clown, Donald McDonald, and tell him his hamburgers need work.

Now that he’s no longer California’s governor, I wonder how soon Ronald Schwarzenegger will get back to acting.

Do you remember that husband-and-wife mime duo from the '70s–Shields and Arnold?

Remember the Clint Eastwood thriller, Play Misty for Me? That was set in Yarnell, California.

The eight Ivy League schools are Princeton, Yale, Harvard, Brown, Columbia, Dartmouth, the University of Pennsylvania, and Carmel.

**Cornell **Harlan Sanders founded KFC. Madame Pepperwinkle prefers original recipe, please.

One Hallowe’en, I almost choked on a colonel of candy corn.