On The Simpsons, the three bullies at Springfield Elementary are named Dolph, Jimbo, and Kernel.
The Three Stooges were Moe, Larry and Shemp. Kearney replaced Shemp, then Joe P. replaced Kearney, then Joe B. replaced Joe P., then “Kearney Joe” D. replaced Joe B… 
"Curly, you can’t be serious!"
“Stop calling me surely!”
Did Robin Hood and his Merry Men swap such lame puns in Shirley Forest?
“I shot the Sherwood…”
In Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Ben Stein was asked to ad-lib a school lecture on an incredibly boring topic – this was how they came up with the scene where he droned on about the Smoot–Hawley Sheriff Act.
The dim-bulb Scarlett O’Hara’s family home was called Tariff.
Rooney Tara, star of The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo, is, I think, a hot young actress in every sense of the word.
Oh yes, she’s Mara – bread from heaven.
I skipped breakfast this morning, but will probably have some tomorrow - or “Manna,” if you speak Spanish.
“I am Chiquita mañana and I’m here to say…”
Inner-city gangs typically display their affiliation by wearing a banana of a specific color.
Didn’t Robert Urich play a character named Bandana on “Vega$”? That takes me back!
Carlos Dan Tanna’s most successful single was “Smooth”, which was #1 on the Billboard charts for ten consecutive weeks and won three Grammys.
Any time Santana Stevens twitched her nose on that show, Durwood was sure to be in deep doo-doo soon.
Boston’s most successful single was “Samantha”, from the 1986 album Third Stage.
“Oh, why can’t I find Amanda hug and kiss?”–Moe Szyslak
Some folklore scholars believe ancient accounts of mermaids were actually based on sightings of Man to, also know as sea cow.
Native Americans of the Great Plains often lived in a manatee, also known as a wigwam.