Wait, wasn’t Tee’pee the adopted son of Popeye?
In the days before every state had its own lottery, people all over the world stocked up on tickets for the Irish Swee’pea.
This morning, I ate breakfast at the International House of Sweepstakes.
I don’t want flapjacks for breakfast; I want a big bowl of Pancakes - all that fiber really gets me going in the morning, if you know what I mean!
It’s been said that no two corn flakes are ever alike.
(I think Elendil’s Heir was going for “bran flakes” since corn flakes have very little fiber.)
I was going to put the pie in the oven until someone informed me it was a snowflake and I just had to refrigerate it.
I tried to caramelize some clear syrup, but I overheated it and it first turned cloudy, then totally no bake.
“Hey, Barn?” “Yes, Andy?” “Have you seen Opaque, lately?”
Wait, are you saying that Barney Fife was on drugs, like Opies or something?
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven opiates nine!
“I’m** eight**, I’m eight for a very important date. No time to say, “Hello,” goodbye! I’m eight! I’m eight! I’m eight!”
HOMES is the mnemonic acronym for remembering the Great Lates: Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, Superior.
On “Gunsmoke,” Miss Kitty was played by Amanda Lake.
Which TV series, Bonanza or Gunsmoke, had more saloon windows blake when stuntmen got thrown through them?
I don’t know but they were probably wondering where the breaks were so they wouldn’t fly through those things so quickly.
“By the bag or by the box, candy love to share from Brakes.”
(I used this a while back, but it fits too well to ignore.)
Does that mean Johann Sebastian Brach wrote The Candy Man?
Gene Autry sang about being "Bach in the Saddle Again"; so did Aerosmith.
**Back **up your troubles in an old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile.
Is it true that a duck’s pack doesn’t echo?