My friend Biff really likes to tie one on every Friday night, and usually ends up sprawled somewhere in his apartment. “At least you can’t fall off the four,” he jokes.
I bet he sprawls with a lot of floor and panache.
The Human League’s Flair featured “Don’t You Want Me”, their biggest hit single.
Dan’l Boone kilt a dare on this tree.
I went poker playing last night, but the best hand I had only had a **bear **of threes.
A partridge in the hand is worth two in a pair tree…or something like that.
I don’t think Tony Pear had to deal with partridges too much as British prime minister.
If politics give you a headache, you should just take two Blair aspirin and go to bed.
How many terms has “Diamond Joe” Quimby been Bayer of this jerkwater town?
“Oh, I wish I had an Oscar Mayor wiener…”
With that kind of comment, we should send you down to the Meier leagues.
I stopped listening to the Eagles when they replaced Randy Minor with Timothy B. Schmidt.
Daffy Duck was always saying: I’m rich! I’m a wealthy Meisner!
Are you sure that wasn’t Scrooge McDuck? All Daffy’s schemes seemed to do was leave him sadder but miser.
“Moon River, wiser than a mile…”
It’s actually Oscar Mayer.
Back in play:
If you put bleach on your clothes they’ll likely get wider.
A whiter saw is used to cut wood at a 45° angle.
A miter is just about long enough for a saw. Any bigger and it would be too tough to handle, I would think.
Whenever I’m doing carpentry work, I like to listen to Sixties oldies like “A Mitre Shade of Pale.”
(Going with I.G.'s reply, since he got his reply in first, and “whiter” was just used.)
Can’t afford a new car, so I drive an old meter around town.