Remember the old Parkay Margarine commercials with the slogan of “the flavor says ‘Beater.’”
No matter what I put down here, butter david’s gonna ask for a ruling.
(not really :D)
“Buddha da man!” he yelled, leaping up with a high five.
“Horrible puns these are,” said You da.
Ah, yes. I remember that character. Yoda, keeper of the Schwartz. Played by Mel Brooks in Spaceballs.
Yogurt Bear is smarter than the average bear.
I think you ave him confused with Yogurt who liked to steal picinic baskets.
Do Roman ninjas ever host a Yogi party, like in Animal House?
That Downward Facing Dog nonsense? Mrs. Burpo pulled a hamstring in toga class today.
Laid-back young thoroughbreds can be seen exercising at the Yoga Race Course in New York, which opened in 1863.
They’re laid back because they have the proper amount of saratoga, the monoamine neurotransmitter biochemically derived from tryptophan.
The region of the brain called the serotonin is largely responsible for motor control.
In “Pigeons From Hell,” the hero comes down the stairs of the cerebellum mansion WITH AN AXE IN HIS HEAD!
I went to the doctor with a sinus infection & he put me on an antebellum.
I swear, sometimes I think that bratty-ass kid of mine is the anti-biotic.
“I’ll tell you what I want: I want a Last Supper with one Antichrist, twelve disciples, no kangaroos by Thursday lunch, or you don’t get paid!” – Monty Python.
Kenny Rogers and Kim Carnes used to sing for the New Christ Minstrels.
Mae West wasn’t known to say, “I like my chicken christy and my men barbequed.”
Captain Bligh was set adrift after Spencer Crispy mutinied.
I think you mean Fletcher Crispy, whose descendants still inhabit Christian Island?