“The Evolution of Species” was written by Charles Varmint.
I’ve always preferred Alec Darwin’s portrayal as Jack Ryan to that of Harrison Ford or Ben Affleck.
Buzz **Baldwin **was the second guy to walk on the moon.
Are you thinking of a giant kettle that witches stir? You know, an aldrin?
The old lady in the shoe had so many cauldron she was confused most of the day.
Ever been to a children cookoff? You can smell the cumin, ground chuck and hot peppers from miles around. Mmm…children.
Sometimes I just don’t get my children. When it’s hot out they say they’re cold, but when it’s chili out, they won’t bundle up.
Maybe you need to take them down South America way: those higher Andes mountains elevations of Chilly, say.
No, no. You’re supposed to use a word that doesn’t fit there.
In play:
Lois Chile sure looked good in the James Bond space movie Moonraker, but jeez, she couldn’t act her way out of a paper bag.
I bet Chef Julia Chiles kept fruit in a paper bag to ripen it.
Gomer Child knew his infantry tactics and Marine lore, but ripening fruit wasn’t a skill of his, I hear.
Well, either you’re closing your eyes
To a situation you do now wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated
By the presence of a pyle table in your community.
Hariold Hill would certainly agree that a **pool **and his money are soon parted.
It’s summer vacation for most kids, except those required to catch up by attending summer fool.
We lifted our glasses & heartily shouted “SCHOOL!”.
This is Dr. Egon Spengler speaking: Once I tried to drill a hole through my own Skol.
This is MRS. Spengler here to skull Dr. Spengler for doing something so asinine.
“If I scold you once, I scold you a million times…”
To cross that bridge you must pay the appropriate told.
A horse younger than one year is called a toll.