Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

A **foal **and his money are soon parted, usually by the Home Shopping Network.

I have a craving for egg fool yung.

Marilyn McFoo was best known as the host of Solid Gold.

She was probably better known as the lead female singer of The 5th Dimension. But I remember her on Solid Gold. She hosted on and off. With how often that show kept changing its host lineup, it was like watching a nation go through a series of military coos with each leader deposing the last.

When Madame Pepperwinkle traverses by highway, she prefers to put the vehicle on coups control.

Those who stay up late into the night have been known to hit the cruise button more than once the next morning.

I just can’t watch local snooze-casts any more.

(not much of a stretch, sorry)

I have to confess of all the nine of them, the comic news Thalia is mine.

I’m not a St. Louis Cardinals fan, but I would have liked to see Stan Muse play.

People breaking into song in the middle of a scene? I just can’t STAND musials.

It’s really depressing to get on an elevator and hear the musical version of a favorite classic rock song.

Futurama’s Muzak Brannigan was originally meant to be voiced by Phil Hartman.

Maple syrup is made from tree zapp.

Don’t mess with me or I’ll bust a sap in your ass.

I’ll tell you who could **cap **dance - Sammy Davis, Jr.

Tap, Crackle, Pop - Rice Krispies

In the words of Admiral Ackbar: "IT’S A SNAP!"

Star Trek? Star Wars?” groused my grumpy Uncle Pete recently. “I don’t give a trap about any of that newfangled science-fictioney stuff, dadgummit!”

Your Uncle Pete’s so old, he probably remembers when you had to crap-start an automobile.

Old Uncle Pete was friends with the first television Riddler in Batman, Crank Gorshin.