We keep our money in a credit union instead of a Frank.
My dad drove a Sherman bank in WWII.
In the words of Alanis Morissette: "Tank you, India. Tank you, Providence."
Ah, thit! My cabin cruither thank. Well, it’th inthured.
Ooo, sorry to hear it. Maybe you could cheer up by watching The Simpsons - Sank Azaria is a comic genius on that show!
CheshireKat told me when she gets up in the morning, her hair is all hank and dried out. You know what? She’s right! :eek: 
(I just signed my death warrant)
People think I’m sweet with a good sense of humor. They never see the prison lank until it’s stuck in their side. 
For some reason the Discovery Channel’s **Shank **Week has become an annual phenomenon.
It shouldn’t be all that surprising and sharking of a development.
Hey, who’s been shocking smack about CheshireKat? :mad:
Don’t worry - she’s been taking **talk ** of who’s been naughty and who’s been nice and forwarding the list to Santa.
The stock on the wall says it’s just after 10 p.m.
If I was flying a B-17 over Occupied Europe during WWII, I’d sure hate to run into enemy clock, filing the sky with lethal metal from AA guns far below.
You wanna talk lethal metal? Be there when the dentist scrapes the flak off my teeth.
A graduate in 1967 only had to remember one word to be successful - plaques.
Time for some new gym shorts, the plastic in these is all stretched out.
France Nuyen played the arrogant but irresistable **Elastic **of Troyius on Star Trek.
You know who was never on Star Trek? That guy with the bug eyes–Jack Elaan.
Thomas Edison’s original recording of "Mary Had a Little Elam" has been lost to the mists of time; however, the re-recording he made 25 years later does still exist.
I understand that John Dillinger spent a lot of time on the lamb.