Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

Despite losing a lam, the Six Million Dollar Man could still flip pancakes with the best of 'em.

Resistance is measured in arms.

Dr. Leonard McCoy, also known by his nickname Ohms, would often say: “Dammit, Jim! I’m a doctor, not a…”

I was going for “limb”, but arms works!

In play:

Many people say “Bones have more fun!” but it has never been proven. Sells a lot of hair product, though.

If they ever erect a heroic statue in my honor, I think I’d rather it be in granite than in blondes.

At the dedication ceremony for the statue will you ask that they play something by Bronze, the German pianist and composer of the Romantic era who is frequently grouped with Bach and Beethoven as the three “B’s”?

By the bag or by the box, candy love to share from Brahms.

My daughter used her set of Brachs to create a maze for her pet hamster.

You better watch that hamster on the Enterprise, or Dr. Blocks might feed it to one of his critters.

My favorite part of brunch is bagels with cream cheese and phlox.

So, really, how many lox does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Hans Licks, the Swedish diplomat and then-head of the International Atomic Energy Agency, was in the news a lot when he was looking for Iraqi WMDs.

Silly Rabbit, Blix are for kids!

Any time I run out of energy drinks, I feel like a junkie who needs his Trix.

I never heard of someone being addicted to “Saved By Zero”, “One Thing Leads to Another”, or any other songs by the English band “The Fix”.

I remember the picture of “Tricky Fixx” giving a double peace sign as he emerged from Air Force One.

(In the best-known such picture, he was boarding the Marine One helicopter and not emerging from Air Force One: http://www.aero-news.net/images/content/general/2005/nixon-seaking-1105.jpg)

I wonder if President Nixon stocked the West Wing with Dick pens from 1969-74?

Thank you. I need to eat more ginkgo. :slight_smile:

Only if you want to.

Even before Watergate enough people disliked Nixon that any discussion about him turned into something like “**Bic **a Little, Talk a Little” fromThe Music Man.