Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

Even the police would consider 40 degrees F a bit frisk.

"So you ride yourselves over the fields
And you make all your animal deals
And your wise men don’t know how it feels
To be Thick as a Brisk."

Brick or treat!

I’m going for a ride later this afternoon in my new Chevy pick-up trick.

KISS sang about a Hard Truck Woman.

Would that be a woman who **lucks **the barn door after the horse runs away?

OMG! Punctuation: grammer, spellinn, and usige is certainy locks aroundherere.

Lax me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies, well, maybe one or two depending on what you lax.

I love Poe’s story, “The Ask of Amontillado.”

Some Californians love to cask in the sun – me, I think the beach is overrated.

Cher was really good in that movie with Eric Stoltz, “Bask.”

Poor Sonny was traveling at mask velocity when he hit that tree. :frowning:

hint - my word is more than one syllable

In writing, the active voice is generally preferable to the massive voice.

Let’s try again…the spaceship was traveling at passive velocity, and it rhymes with taxi bum. :smiley:

In logic and mathematics, a maximum is a self-evident premise which is assumed to be true.

And some day logic and mathematics might prove the existence of the axiom, a particle postulated by the Peccei-Quinn theory of quantum chromodynamics and a possible component of dark matter.

Flowers for Axion was one of the saddest sci-fi stories I’ve ever read.

Cliff Robertson won an Algernon Award for his performance in Charly, based on this story.

Roads in some parts of the United States are often referred to as academy, even though they might be made of asphalt or concrete.

The term is quite obscure, but then if you’re paving roads with macadam nuts instead of eating them, you’ve got bigger problems.