More ridiculous than using nuts would be paving roads using textiles made from knotting materials together as opposed to weaving or knitting. Macadamia should be for decoration and clothing.
Joel Macrame’s clothes in Cabaret were impeccable tuxes, weren’t they?
The MC in Cabaret definitely had a lot of grey-grey going on.
I wonder if the MC ever crays at the events at the end of the musical.
While attributed to Benjamin Disraeli, no one’s really sure who came up with the saying: "Cries, damned cries, and statistics."
While attributed to Frankie Valli, the song “My **Lies **Adored You” was actually written by Bob Crewe and Kenny Nolan.
Before I quit Klown Kollege, I participated in an exercise where I got hit in the face with 47 cream eyes.
I wish the famous ad slogan “Would you like **pies **with that!” was actually just as I’ve typed it.
The other day I saw an angry rabid dog on the sidewalk, which caused me to fries in my tracks.
Every little freeze seems to whisper “Louise.”
I remember watching the days of early wrestling as a child, with Gorgeous George and Dick the Breezer.
I was not crazy about that movie, “Eddie and the Bruisers.”
In the words of Beck: “I’m a cruiser, baby.”
I’m proud to be a** loser** from Indiana.
Back in the 70’s I looked quite hip in my **hoosier **suit and gold chain.
Leisure Planet was one of the biggest box office flops of all time.
A woodworking rule I learned (the hard way): Treasure twice, cut once.
Did you use a measure saw for the corners?
In the long run, it didn’t miter.
Madame Pepperwinkle gets upset when I matter under my breath.