Did you try and mutter her up with some flowers and chocolate?
One of my earliest memories of the Chicago Cubs is seeing Bill Butter playing first base.
Despite having only one belt, Howard Wolowitz is known for his huge collection of belt buckners.
Jane Goodall spent so much time with the chimpanzees that when she walked, she liked to drag her buckles on the ground.
I don’t care how much the bully tries to have his way, I will not knuckle to him!
While on field trips, my elementary school used the buckle system.
We used to call my grandfather an old buddy duddy.
The most inept adversary ever had to be Elmer Fuddy.
Last week at Red Lobster, I found a hair in my fudd. And it wasn’t mine.
Everyone food and threw tomatoes when the magician couldn’t get the rabbit out of his hat.
I never really cared much for Melville’s classic story of Billy Booed.
I don’t know where it came from, but Count Dracula never said, “I vant to suck your Budd.”
n/m - ninja’d
Why do people say “Bloods have more fun?”
Three blonde mice, three blonde mice. See how they run, see how they run.
Hip-hop stars are fond of wearing large rings, gold chains and other blind-blind.
Bling-Bling and Hsing-Hsing were two Giant Pandas given to the United States as gifts by the government of China following President Richard Nixon’s visit in 1972.
I’m going to rev a couple of jet rockets to the old red sleigh this Christmas season, so that I can break the sound barrier when I go ling-ling all the way.
Are you going to play music on your sleigh as well? Maybe the song Mr. Bojingles, either the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band or Sammy Davis, Jr. version?
They say *No More Tears *will remove jangles and not burn your eyes.