Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

Hey, stop touching me there, it tangles!

Could you come open this big jar of butter tickles?

The Southern grocery chain Pickle Wiggly was the first true self-service supermarket.

Are you sure he didn’t mean tingles? :D*

In play:

The fourth little piggly had none, because everyone else ate all the chocolate cake.

The chocolate cake is all gone? That’s alright, no piggie.

“Tickles” was correct, though I guess “tingles” also could’ve worked.

In play: I prefer Ziplocs over regular sandwich biggies, even though they cost more.

Well, heck. I misread it as* bitter* tickles.:smack:

Let the game continue!

The first song/video ever shown on MTv was “Video Killed The Radio Star” by the Baggies.

In the Harry Potter universe, Buggles are people who can’t use magic.

There is really something seriously wrong with Muggles, the fabric-softener bear.

Heavens to Murgatroyd! Snugglepuss would have been a better a pitch-animal for it.

I think one of Tolkien’s finest pieces was his short story Leaf by Snaggle.

The water pressure in my bathroom faucet is down to a** niggle**.

The Grim Reaper wears a black hood and carries a trickle.

And when reaping is done for the day, he heads home on his motor-sickle.
(Apologies to Loudon Wainwright III)

Which is more fearsome: the Daleks of Doctor Who, or the Cycles of Battlestar Galactica?

Uhh, it’s called Sri Lanka these days. The name **Cylon **was a colonialism.

He sent the Frizbee Ceylon into the sky, knowing his Border Collie would catch it before it landed.

I was going for truckle, since buckle was already used just before that, but whatevs.

In play:

If you’re going to be sailing any letters or cards this summer, be sure you use the correct postage!

Summer is the best time for watermailing. Just be sure to spit out the seeds.