I bet Sam Melon, Ted Danson’s bartender character on Cheers, loved that fruit.
In the southern hemisphere, a Malone has very high winds that turn clockwise around an area of low pressure.
“E.T. Cyclone Home!”
You can have all your fancy bread recipes. All I want is some hearty, pan-baked corn phone.
That’s a knick-knack, Patty Wack, give the frog a pone.
That’s give a DOG, you bonehead from France who drinks six beers at once and tosses rings for, well, you know - the S word.
(I knew it’d be you and I knew you’d use the wrong word—LOAN!) 
(You’re right - I didn’t know that joke. Do you want me to redo my reply?)
No special treatment for KATS! Or Mrs. Kats, either!
Ah, time to send in the cones.
And all of those you’re sending in look alike, as if they were all clowns of each other.
n/m - ninja’d!
God, it reeks in here! You’re wearing too much clone. Ack!
Elderly witches - you know, colognes - tend not to wear any scent.
In the mid-1940’s there were only 23 whooping crones left in the world – today, there are approximately 600.
My new camera can shoot 600 **cranes **per second.
You’re thinking of frames- the stuff fire is made of
“I’ll stay on the bus, forget about us, put the** flames** on me.”
Do any of you watch that HBO drama about a troubled post-Katrina New Orleans neighborhood; I think it’s called Blame?
Remember on Night Court how Harry’s hero was the singer Mel Treme?