Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

Ugh, you’re making me relive the Tormé of my dad playing his Johnny Mathis records over and over and OVER again…

I bet you could find a bunch of those records ripped and available through BitTorment.

As John Wilkes Booth shouted: “Sic semper tyrannis!” (Death always to torrents.)

In The Shining, Nicholson played Jack Tyrants.

Winter brings Torrance of rain, except when there’s a drought.

I always loved the Italian actress Sophia Torrent.

Not many people realize Vincent D’Onofrio, famous for his character Bobby Loren on Law and Order Criminal Intent, was a hunky “Thor” in the movie Adventures in Babysitting.

They souped-up the special FX on Star Trek:TOS, and now, on the “Arena” episode, the Goren blinks.

Damien Gorn was the creepy young villain of the movie Omen.

Many evangelical Christians believe the Antichrist has already been Thorn, and will soon rise to power.

You’re thinking of the movie, “The Born Identity”

Who do you think would’ve won in a battle between the Gorn and Michael Bourne as Lt. Worf?

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According to Aldous Huxley, imbibing hallucinogens will open the Dorns of Perception.

If the British had treated the Doors a little better in the late 1800s, they might not have had to fight such a nasty guerilla war in southern Africa.

Coincidentally, the Spanish really had their hands full fighting off the Moops, who invaded from North Africstan.

[still laughing]

Nobody would ever make s’mores out of Moors eels, but Unagi makes delicious sushi.

(Dammit! Ninja’d. Oky, let’s try again.)

While you guys are waisting time with sushi, I’m going to make a **moray **-a sudden attack or incursion into enemy territory, especially to obtain something; a raid - and get some real food.

(FWIW, I’m pretty sure Elendil’s Heir meant “Boers”…)

In play: Risky Business was the film that put Rebecca De Foray on the map.

“**Mornay **has broken, like the first mornay…”