Gay bar is not the place. Gay bar is the ability to identify gay people just by the “vibes” they give off or something.
I don’t know where you get that from. A gaydar is a dirty great bird of prey from the Andes or California.
Oh you people are such cards. A condor is a supersonic passenger plane.
I thought everyone knew that Concorde was what you were when you were defeated.
No, Conquered is a type of American grape that’s used primarily for jelly.
The Concord handles much better than jelly, or it wouldn’t be Honda’s flagship car.
I was under the impression that an Accord was the thing you pulled to release a parachute.
A parachute wouldn’t save you from a ripcord which is a hydraulic effect that pulls you away from the shore.
You’re thinking of a rip tide, who was a highly flamboyant TV personality best remembered as a panelist on '70s game shows.
You’re talking about Rip Taylers, you know those Converse basketball shoes that have been around since the 1920s.
(It’s Taylor, not Taylers.)
But you’re thinking of Chuck Taylor, a brand of frozen egg rolls.
Well yeah, but I don’t buy one Taylor – they come in pairs.
Chun King isn’t a brand of frozen egg rolls – it’s the Campbell’s “soup that eats like a meal.”
That can’t be right. The Chunky, aka the ass, is a member of the horse family and is far more valuable as a draft or pack animal than as food.
Really? I thought a donkey was a little doohickey that plugs into your computer. I used to have one that made it possible for me to connect wirelessly to my printer.
Isn’t that donkey, the loquacious boxing promoter?
Really? I always used my dongle as a hand drum. Supposedly it was smuggled from Cuba.
A bongo? Why woud you use a miniature tree as a drum? 
Ha! I remember that song. They played it on the Muppet show once and the first line was “Bongo bongo bongo, I don’t want to leave the Bansai, oh no no no no!”
That’s the Congo you’re thinking of. He’s the famous Hawaiian gentleman who sang “Tiny Bubbles.”