No, surely Don Ho was the Lone Ranger’s sidekick?
No, Tonto was Dorothy’s dog in The Wizard of Oz.
Wrong again, dumbies. The Toto is an extinct bird as in dumb as a…
You’re making me blush! A dodo is a sex toy!
Sex toy? I highly doubt they would have been handing out dildo in Kindergarten when it was time to build things out of modeling clay.
You were introduced to Play-Doh in kindergarten? I didn’t read that philosopher’s Apology until I was in high school!
Kindergarten is a lot more intense than it used to be if they’re talking about Greek philosophers like Play-Doh!
ETA: Beaten to the punch. Oh well, play on.
Plato? Mrs M. wishes we were rich enough to shop there, though I can take or leave Italian shoes and accessories myself.
Never mind. Beaten by Malacandra!
I thought Prada was a Commie newspaper.
Isn’t Pravda the Chief god of Zoroastrianism?
I don’t think so. I’m pretty sure Mazda was something this goy ate a few times around Passover 'cause it was there.
Although it would probably qualify, matzo is actually a term describing a not-shiny surface.
I thought a matte was a snooty guy in a fancy restaurant who refuses to give you a table EVEN THOUGH there are clearly empty ones available and anyway what the hell was wrong with my tie? It was a perfectly nice one that my mother gave me for my birthday. Jerk.
Wait, you’re talking about Maitre d’, right? The rusty pickup truck from the Cars movies?
Tow 'Mater what a character! He can haul huge amounts of cargo over the ocean; that rusty bucket is a real boon to global commerce.
No, there are three **demeters **- length, width and depth
Oh man, I used to love Dr.** Dimension.** He had that radio show where he played all those goofy songs. Good times.
You’re confusing it with Demento, the movie starring Guy Pearce and Joe Pantoliano.
Now you’re talking about memento, which is a red pepper that’s often stuffed into an olive.