Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

You can add red peppers if you want, but a pimento is more of a boiled cornmeal mush.

No, no - a polenta is a young chicken, nearly ready to lay eggs for the first time.

You know, it’s hard to believe that hollow-point** Pullets** are still legal throughout the US (Except in NJ).

I remember those bullets. Many people in the 1980’s wore that horrid hairstyle.

Last time I checked, that was your throat. As in, I can’t believe he stuffed that whole hoagie down his mullet.

I thought the gullet were the descendants of slaves that live on the sea islands off South Carolina.

You’re a few states off. Gullah, Gullah is the fight song of Yale University.

Talking of states off, isn’t Boola Boola a kind of Hawaiian dance?

No, a hula is a homeless person who hops trains and carries his belongings in a bindle.

I may be mistaken, but isn’t a hobo a kind of stencil used in lights to create effects?

You are mistaken. The Gobo is a desert in Mongolia.

No, that’s Gobi, a puppet whose afternoon variety show got Krusty the Clown briefly kicked off the air.

You’re talking about the Olympics right? I liked watching the women’s gymnastics and was especially impressed by Gabbo Douglas.

I have heard that before, but always thought of a Gabby as a centre for religious seclusion and instruction.

The members may inspire religious devotion among their fans, but ABBEY is really a secular group that recorded songs like “Dancing Queen” and “Take a Chance on Me”.

Mmmmm! Abba! Abba au rum! So yummy with whipped cream.

I don’t see how even whipped cream could make a baba, the piece of fishing tackle also known as a float, taste any good!

Ha! No, a “bobber” is a policeman in English slang, though less often heard than “copper”, “rozzer”, “fuzz” or “filth”.

I do think that Mattel had a policewoman Bobby doll, but I couldn’t tell you if they made an English policewoman Bobby doll.

Strange. Isn’t a barbie a freshwater fish of the carp family?