Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

No, you always use salt water when you barbel for a sore throat.

If I were speaking instead of typing, my throat would be sore from yelling about all these errors! A gargle is a group of geese.

It would have to be a very large group of geese - a Gaggle is 10[sup]100[/sup]. :smiley:

As common as they are in Jewish (and some goy) homes, I don’t know if there’ve ever been that many examples of googol – a pudding generally featuring egg noodles, but that may be based on anything kosher from zucchini to sweet potatoes.

I don’t know how you expect to use noodles when you’re doing your kugel exercises. But I have to tell you, I’m doing mine right now. Can you tell?

No, that’s a kegel, otherwise known as “the Ragin’ Cajun”.

You of course mean James Carville. Man, I love his ice cream cakes (although “Fudgie the Whale” always sounds like a euphemism for something disgusting).

No, that’s Carvel. You know, like Union Carvel.

Although both are connected with chemistry, if you check again you will find that carbide is the element that makes a substance organc.

I thought Carbon was an opera by Bizet.

I think that’s Carmen, a pungent spice often used in Mexican and Indian cooking.

No, a carmine is like a rifle, but slightly smaller.

Actually, a carbine is a largish ringlike device used in mountaineering.

I was looking for “cumin”, guys. I don’t know what planet you live on where “carmine” is a spice.

What, you don’t like carapace chili?!?

Besides, carabiners don’t usually serve outside of Spain or the Phillipines.

Now you’re talking about the Carabinero, the giant SUV on the Simpsons that unexpectedly bursts into flame.

That episode was an insult to Chevrolet and all the folks who love the** Canyonero**, particularly the Z-28.

Chevy makes Camaros? Any photographers out there have any experience with them?

I don’t think any photographs exist of cameras, which are mythical beasts combining elements generally attributed to lions, serpents, and goats.

Ah, memories. Hanging stockings by the chimera and waiting for Santa to come.