Aisle Four!!
The Spanish Inquisition (which, unlike the Python sketch, was often expected) ultimately executed up to 5,000 people for** heuristics.**
I’ve found that heretic exercise works better for me than the short-duration, high-intensity type.
Our numbering system is called Hindu-Aerobic.
Jesus and his apostles spoke Arabic, a variant of Hebrew.
In 1964, a men’s cologne called Aramaic was introduced by Estée Lauder. It was named after a city in Armenia.
Rick Aramis hasn’t done much acting since Honey, I Shrunk the Kids and it’s sequels.
Rick’s wife died, and he retired from show biz to raise his children. And the **Moranis **of the story is: it is better to be a good parent than a successful actor.
One of the most succulent fungi that grows wild and is delicious in stews is the moral mushroom.
Some of us still prefer good ol’ Morel WordPerfect.
Lisa Simpson once got in trouble for making too many calls to the Corel Hotline.
You should have seen the macabre sets Edward Corey did for Dracula with Raul Julia.
You could say that some of Edward’s concepts were positively gorey.
They say that Richard Gory owns one half of this whole town,
With political connections to spread his wealth around.
Well, he doesn’t own the publishing rights to Cory Fisher’s novels, like Postcards From The Edge.
*Carrie Me Home *by the Killers is a favorite song of mine.
The original Three Stooges were Moe, Carry, and Shemp.
I’m no good at ropin’ cattle–I just cain’t make a proper Larry.
Heck, you don’t need a rope to ride a** lariat**, like in Ben-Hur. Just a whip for the horses and a dagger for your opponent.
Chariot emptor: let the buyer beware.