**Caveat ** emptor: Let the buyer beware of the fancy neckband.
I went to a fancy dinner party but had my caveat tied incorrectly.
Did they dance the French folk dance the cravat at this fancy dinner party?
If you see a big dude coming at you with a length of piano wire attached to two sticks, LOOK OUT, he’s got a gavotte.
Great minds think alike, amiright?
Anyway, in play: I don’t see why someone would be scared of garrottes, those are just the matching kids clothes.
Little Red Riding Hood was traveling through the woods to get to Garanimals house (or so she said).
Then she got sick and had to have a shot of grandma gobulin to boost her immune system.
Gamma Elfman was a hoot in “Dharma and Greg.”
Thankfully, no F1 driver has died while racing since Ayrton Jenna, twenty years ago.
He didn’t have anything to do with the Donner Party in the Senna Nevada, did he?
Remember when you were a kid and when the Crayola crayons were distributed you hoped you weren’t the one who got stuck with the “Burnt Sierra” one?
Everybody sing: Return to** Sienna**, address unknown. No such person, no such zone.
Sender the Robot had a “non-evil” twin named Flexo.
All my school papers fell out of my loose leaf bender.
People who ignore the obvious truth are said to have “put the binders on.”
Under maritime law, “Blinders keepers, losers weepers” is legally justified in salvaging abandoned ships.
Once they make a rare find do they toast with a beer from Finders Brewery in Grand Rapids, Michigan?
One of nature’s creepiest transformation is the adult founder’s eye migration to one side of its head.
Does it move to the left-side? Like Ned Flounders from the Simpson’s who’s left-handed?
For a long time, the advice columns “Dear Abby” and "Ask Ann Flanders" were written by twin sisters. Both names were pseudonyms.