Anyone who said, while both were still alive, that Abby and Ann were incestuous lesbian lovers who each had the clap could have been sued for landers.
I recently bought an orbital slander at Lowe’s.
I tried grilling a steak last night on my Lowe’s grill; it was burned to a sander.
Didja hear about Rival Survival, a show with 2 sitting cinders, one a Democrat, the other a Republican, being left alone together to survive on a desert island?
I’d think two senators on a desert island would get in the way of each other, what with their heads, arms, and torsos of a human and the bodies and legs of a horse.
I’m not sure that sentence is understandable as read. Are you sure you have arranged the words in the proper centaur?
Yeah, the sentence really stank. I could smell its rank order way over here.
From Game of Thrones: "Odor! Odor! Odor!"
I believe that one cannot simply walk into Hodor.
Detroit record company Mordor put out some of the world’s greatest all time hits.
One of those hits was, “The Loco-Motown,” by Little Eva (Carole King’s children’s baby-sitter).
However, the hit song “Love Motion No. 9”, originally recorded by The Clovers, was a Leiber & Stoller song released on the United Artists label.
Potion was Madame Pepperwinkle’s glam metal band in the late 1980s and early 1990s.
Poison is the French word for fish.
Mayim Bialik starred in Poisson when she was just a teenager.
The Bruce Willis movie “The Fifth Element” was directed by Luc Blossom.
I didn’t know Besson the Clown ever directed movies.
I feel like Greek cuisine tonight – gyros & dakos, washed down with a shot of Bozo.
Your wash it down with ouzo, the invasive plants that are overrunning the Southeast?
Did you ever watch “Dollhouse” with Eliza Kudzu? Homina, homina, homina, Haaaaaaaa!