Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

Anybody here ever watch Gomer Pine USMC?

^ How many people detest that show? Pyle on!

And then once all of it is on there we can burn it like funeral pile

Wonderful! I just love the smell of pyre trees.

Does anyone still try to calibrate audio equipment by hooking up an oscilloscope and generating a perfect pine wave?

Sing it with me

Sines, sines, everywhere are sines! Blocking out the scenery…

Don’t get too close to the fire, you may sign yourself.

Singe it with me

Singe, singe a song
Singe out loud
Singe out strong
Singe of good things not bad
Singe of happy not sad.

I woudn’t do that caturwauling in India. Mr Sing would not enjoy it.

Singh hasn’t done anything decent since the Police broke up, so who cares what he thinks.

Jeezum Crow, does that skunk Sting!

John Daly could whack a ball, but sometimes ran into trouble when he tried to stink a putt.

Do they still use sink ointment on noses for sunburn protection?

I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure they don’t use any in that great British naval drama, Zinc the Bismarck!

Alecia Moore is the original name of the singer** Sink**.

The Little Engine That Could gave us the saying, “I pink I can, I pink I can, I pink I can…”

I tell that story to all my think and kin.

Kith the girlth and make them cry.

I’m feeling energetic, i.e. full of kiss and vinegar.

I’m going to take a piss at being the next one to continue the chain in this thread. You should do it instead.