Don’t be such a pass
Ass me no questions and I’ll tell you no answers.
I have George Washington’s ask. It’s not the same handle, or blade, but it occupies the same space metaphysically.
Shakespeare’s plays invariably contained 5 axe.
The older you get, the more acts and pains.
Minnesota is known as the “land of 10,000 aches”.
Mr. Owl, how many lakes does it take to get to the Tootsie-roll center of a Tootsie-Pop?
Dennis Franz played Earl in the music video for the Dixie Licks’ cover of Goodbye, Earl.
I’m not a hockey fan–is it the New York Chicks?
Get your kicks on Route Knicks-ty Knicks.
**Six **nix hix pix, said a headline in Variety.
Did Variety give much coverage to the rock band Sticks, back in the day?
I thought that round, bland Styx breakfast corn cereal was the most boring breakfast food ever when I was kid. Now I know it is.
Get your Kix on Route Sixty-six.
Silly rabbit, Kicks are for kids.
A roadie friend of mine told me that Stevie Kix goes through like six boxes of cereal a day. It’s a wonder she’s not as a big as a house.
You mean Stevie Trix from Fleetwood Mac?
On that last Fleetwood Mac single, I thought her voice was lost in the Nicks.
In the words of Moon Unit Zappa: "Grody! Grody to the mix!"
Moon’s father Frank surely appreciated Chuck Berry’s line, “I took my loved one over cross the tracks/
So she can hear my man a wailin’ max.”