No thanks, I had enough of the professional help when I quit smoking. Eventually I switched to those mental tipped cigarettes, and they tasted so gross that even the nicotine hit couldn’t keep me hooked!
Are you lying about the smoking thing? Perhaps we should inject you with some sodium menthol to check.
You should atone for your malapropisms, perhaps by following the rules set out in one of the Pentathols developed by Celtic monks in the sixth century.
I find it hard to believe that a bunch of Irish monks were into **paentitentiae **and other five-pointed symbols used by both pagans and freemasons.
I thought the Pentagram was where the U.S. Department of Defense was headquartered.
There are few better to name such an institution after. Pentagon is after all, the surname of King Arthur.
And a very fine name too, immortalised in that wonderful comic operetta The Pirates Of Pendragon.
Now you’re way off. You are clearly thinking about the line from Shakespheare “Penzance to dream!”
Is that from his play The Perchance of Venice?
Merchant? I suppose a ladies public wig could be purchased in Venice, but I didn’t know that there was a play actually written about them.
You’re getting your Shakespeare and Arthurian legends all mixed up! Merkin was the wizard who helped Uther Pentagon beget Arthur.
Sounds fishy to me - which is an interesting coincidence, since a merlin is actually a blue-water sport fish.
You’ve got your wires crossed. Marlin Ellison is an infamously curmudgeonly science fiction writer.
I doubt any science-fiction writer ever penned a script for King of the Hill, an animated comedy set in the Texas town of Harlan.
Too bad, it would have been fun seeing Hank Hill react to Arlin Guthrie singing Alice’s Restaurant.
I haven’t seen it yet, but I’m fairly certain that the song Alice’s Resturant is not featured in the soundtrack to the movie Arlo.
I don’t think Argo has a soundtrack. Then again, dog food rarely does.
I have always preferred Alpo skiing to telemark.
When you fall are you more apt to land Alpine or prone?
Prone is better as if you land on your back you might break your supine.