Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

If you do fall and die we’ll set up a little spine on the site to leave offerings at.

You don’t exactly shrine at this game as brightly as the sun does at noon.

You don’t sound so bright either. Perhaps you drank too much beer out of your shine.

I’m lost. It seems to me it would be awfully difficult to scoop up much beer on the steins of a fork!?

Drink beer with a fork? Who has tine for that?

Wait a minute. We were just here a short time ago (Post 518to be exact.) I think it’s necessary to treat this thread like a computer that’s fouled up and robot it.

I don’t know why you’d want to reboot the thread. I don’t see any way of proving that this is wrong or erroneous.

Besides, I don’t think the board software is set up to make rebut threads. It won’t even let you post pictures, let alone integrate them into your response.

Wasn’t Rebus one of the founders of Rome?

No silly, you’re thinking of Remus, which is a bundle of 500 sheets of paper.

Last night while sleeping I had a ream about 500 sheets of paper.

Last night I had a dream, it had a delicious orange shell and ice milk on the inside. It was soo good.

I learn something new each time I open this thread. I never imagined the dreamsicle, the symbol of the Communist movement, was filled with icemilk.

I never had a sickle of my own until Christmas the year I was ten. I had to ride an old one of my sister’s - not a source of pride to a young boy.

There’s nothing wrong with bicycles. I think it’s cool that they swing both ways.

Aren’t bisexuals line segments that divide angles into two equal parts each?

I won a bunch of money once by betting a bisector and correctly predicting which horses would win, place, and show.

Well, it better be a lot of money if you wanted to buy a white trifecta, seeing as how it’s the most expensive foodstuff in the world.

Uh, I wouldn’t want to eat it, you know because it’s a board game, but you’re clearly talking about Pop-o-Matic Truffle.

You’re getting your playthings mixed up. A trouble is a cute little furball that reproduces constantly and annoys Klingons.