If it comes to that, I too usually shoot first and ask questions later if I see the chance to make a hun, a humorous play on words.
They like wordplay in India, especially in the city of Pun.
I don’t think they had much wordplay in the book Pune, I think they were more concerned about who would control Arrakis and its spice.
I dunno, I don’t think the Spice Girls could ever actually carry a** dune**.
I diagree. I always thought Charlie the Tune sang his jingle pretty well!
If the keyboard you’re supposed to play while recording the jingle isn’t sounding right, you should call a piano tuna.
Piano? No, a tuner is made out of brass and plays really low notes.
Ah, yes. And then you can take your tuba gear out and go deep-sea diving with it.
I think they went diving in that one episode of Scuba Doo. It turned out that Old Man Finklestein was the sea monster all along.
Wasn’t Old Man Finklestein trying to scare people off so he could recover a scooby? Or was it some other type of gemstone?
Nonsense, he’s no Ruby; he’s been on the board since 2003!
Sure he is: let’s get out the groats for a newb party.
And really, only a ruby’s going to fall for a trick like that, 'cos it’s as old as the hills.
Speaking of hills, my girlfriend has big rubes.
For God’s sake run away, man!!! The Boob was the title creature in a horror film starring Steve McQueen. It’ll eat you alive, and not in the nice way.
I don’t know if he ever met Steve McQueen and he most likely wasn’t in a horror movie because Blob Dole was a senator who lost the 1996 presidential race to incumbent Bill Clinton.
Wasn’t that around the time people began getting excited about Comet Hale-Bob?
I guess some people could use Comet cleanser when they want to Bopp their floors.
My favorite Mop is Animal, although he’s more likely to eat your floor than clean it.
That guy is definitely not a muppet, though it would be funny to see a sophisticated Animal eating one of those during tea time.