I wouldn’t think it’d be common thing that crumpets would take their Johns out for tea.
Yes, it’s far more likely that someone would blow the strumpet, but since it’s a kind of horn, it makes perfect sense.
I don’t think Donald Trumpet makes perfect sense when he talks about Obama being a native of Kenya.
I don’t see how he’d know anyway. Victor Trump was from Australia. (Lovely cricketer too. Shame about the Bright’s Disease. 
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Was he in that movie Trumper Old Men? Sophia Loren looked pretty good in that for an old broad, although Ann Margret in the first movie was pretty hot too.
Show a little more respect! I wouldn’t throw either Sophia Loren or Ann Margaret in the** grumpier **or any other large receptacle for trash.
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I agree with you there, you definitely don’t want to throw your trash in front of the fire station, the firefighters wouldn’t be able to get their dumper out when there’s a fire.
Yeah, it sucks when you go to the amusement park and all the pumper cars are out of service.
A lot of people are amused when the Bumper family’s dogs steal the turkey in A Christmas Story.
Let the wild Bumpus begin!
Yes, I think that happened every time Rumpus woke up - Professor Yaffle and all the others would come to life too and have all sorts of adventures, until Rumpus went back to sleep again and turned into a stuffed cat, baggy and a bit loose at the seams.
I’d almost certainly wake up if a Scotsman started playing the Bagpuss under my window in the morning!
I saw some bagpipes under my window this morning so I started counting them before they flew away: “One for sorrow, two for joy…”
My son was making magpies after the rain today, but he wasn’t coutning them like that. I had to give him a bath though, that’s for sure.
That’s odd. I thought Mudpie was a Richard Pryor character from his standup.
No, but Leon Mudbone is quite a character – he sings such old-time songs as “Shine on Harvest Moon” and “Marie” while dressed like a vaudeville performer.
I saw that film “Redbone” with Brendan Fraser in it. Weird film. Especially the bit where he’s a giant carrot.
It had a fine old rhythm and blues song in it, too.
“I got a girl named Monkeybone
She’s as skinny as a stick of macaroni
You always see her dancing with her blue jeans on
Yeah she ain’t no fat, just skin and bones.”
Catchy tune but I don’t remember the movie Bony Maroni featuring a song with those lyrics, I mostly remember those splurge guns and the cream pie fight.
Isn’t a Bugsy Malone a kind of Swiss chocolate bar that comes in a prism-shaped box? It’s quite creamy-tasting chocolate - maybe that’s what’s confusing you.