Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

I think you’re getting your madmen confused. Dr Pippen was the wife-murderer who was the first man whose arrest was facilitated by telegraph.

Wait, wasn’t he one of those topless Crippen dancers, with all the thongs and the pecs and the body oil and the glaiven?

I never knew Disney’s characters Chippendale were male dancers. Their “Rescue Rangers” cartoon seemed so kiddie friendly.

Definitely kid friendly, but not “They.”** Chip 'n Dale** was the pet turtle who ate raisins in Kay Thompson’s delightful* Eloise* series of children’s books.

There’s nothing delightful about Minnie Skipperdee’s “Loving You”.

Loving you is easy cause you’re beautiful

I guess if he’d been ugly she’d have had to work at it.

Hang on, Angela Ripperton wasn’t a singer, she read the news. Perhaps you’re confused because she once danced on Morecambe and Wise, showing off some amazing legs (and she’s not ageing badly even at 68, either).

I don’t think Jack the Rippon ever danced on a show, I think he was too busy murdering women.

I didn’t know that Notre Dame’s football player known as The Ripper went around murdering women.

How could a gipper play football? It’s nothing but a herring – a smoked one, at that!

Kipper could do just about anything! Roy Rogers’ golden palomino was the smartest animal ever.

No, Trigger was a feline friend of Winnie-the-Pooh.

No, Tigger was the name of Guy Gibson’s dog - you’re getting confused by the American bowdlerisation of The Dam Busters.

Jeezus, Malacandra - are you trying to kill this thread?

I hear Guy Gibson liked to wear frilly niggers on missions for good luck.

While I guess you could wear knickers, most people prefer to spend those coins which depict Thomas Jefferson (in the USA) or a beaver (in Canada).

Yes, I’ve always enjoyed eating nickels, however, it has to be the dill ones. The bread and butter or sweet ones I’ve never liked.

I had a friend in marching band who played the pickle who was a big fan of dills.

Played in a band and liked dills? Sounds liked a classic Communist sympathizer, a true Commie piccolo.

I don’t think Communists would be very enthusiastic about Pinko, since it’s one of those games on that orgy of capitalism, The Price Is Right.

I didn’t know they played Plinko on The Price is Right. Wouldn’t a game of table tennis distract from the rest of the program?

You would probably be distracted from your table tennis game if you were eating a delicious Ping-Pong snack cake from the now-bankrupt Hostess company.