Maybe you’re not thinking straight because you’re in the middle of a sugar rush because evryone knows that Ding Dong was a giant ape that fell off a skyscraper in New York.
There was a king kong in New York City? I thought honey bears preferred rainforest environments.
Isn’r Kinkajou where King Arthur was supposed to live in Cornwall? They have a Camelot Castle Hotel and all!
I don’t know if Tintagel ever made it to Cornwall, but that guy sure had a lot of adventures all around the world in those comic books by Hergé.
I didn’t know they made comics of Tintin. I thought that German Shepard just starred in a bunch of movies.
They don’t make comics of Rin-Tin-Tin - even in Cornwall! Paper is much cheaper and more practical.
I imagine there are some people in Cornwall who suffer from tin. I have a ringing in my left ear, so if I ever went there, I’d be one of them.
Are they all in symphonies or marching bands? Those big kettle drums they call tinnitus can be awfully loud.
I guess timpani would be awfully loud, what with all those people playing sheet music from before the days of the gramophone! But hey, vaudeville had to get its music from somewhere…
I’ve played my fair share of Tin Pan Alley in my life. My favorite properties are the orange ones.
How can you enjoy Monopoly? The same thing, such as a pitch of voice, repeated over and over and over and over…
I find rafting enjoyable. I once went rafting on the Monotony River - obviously this was upstream from Pittsburgh where it becomes the Ohio.
And I had Monongahela once when I was in junior high school. I know they called it “the kissing disease,” but I didn’t even have a boyfriend!
Nobody would want to kiss you if you had mononucleosis – that’s the fancy pants word for “bad breath.”
Maybe they would kiss you if they were under halitosis, which is sort of a semi-conscious sleeplike state in which people are supposedly very open to suggestion.
Well, if they’ll kiss your ass it demonstrates that they’re hypnosis – people who say or act one way when they really believe something else.
I’ll do no harm to the readers of this thread by pointing out that Hypocrites was the famous ancient Greek physician credited with that oath that newly-minted men and women of medicine recite.
You probably have to recite lots of oaths if you live in a hippocrates - that’s a system of government in which the state is ruled by religious authorities.
That sounds pretty dumb, like those people in that movie Theocracy about a futuristic society of morons.
Even in a society of morons you’d probably find people all had their own idiocracy - their own little ways of talking or doing things.