Otho wasn’t in Beetlejuice, he was a Moorish general in the Venetian army in a fairly well known play.
Even a heroic Moorish general might occasionally go to a high-class othello for a kinky sexual dalliance for cash.
Or maybe he’d get naughty and drink a high-class bottle of wine from the **bordello **region along the Gironde estuary in France.
I didn’t know Don Bordeaux, the announcer for Saturday Night Live as well as Jeopardy! and The Price is Right was French.
I believe the Grandfather Pardo is a standard question in time travel fiction, actually.
I once travelled back in time. Didn’t meet my grandad though. I shot a paradox down by the lake, figuring waterfowl are fungible enough that it wouldn’t matter if a couple of 'em met an early end. Tasted OK, but kinda greasy.
Since 1994, the Pair of ducks Winery has been acclaimed as the only winery devoted solely to stylish Napa Valley blends.
I never jumped out of an airplane over Napa Valley, but if I did I’d sure want to have a **paraduxx ** on my back.
Napa Valley isn’t best known for its footwear shopping options, but I’ll bet you could find a good parachutes there.
While most states are divided into counties, Louisiana features such pair o’ shoes as Jefferson, Plaquemines, and Lafourche.
Beets and parishes are two veggies I just can’t stand - icky icky icky!
I actually like radishes. Though it looks like red cabbage, it’s actually in the chicory family and has a more complex flavor.
I thought Radicchio was the puppet who wanted to be a real boy.
Madame Pepperwinkle and I occasionally make **pinocchio **and other types of fudge. I like mine with walnuts.
Well, you can make fudge with a dash of penuche if you do your cooking in a flamboyantly reckless manner.
Popeye the Sailor Man was always ripping open cans of panache when he needed an extra burst of strength.
No one ever expects the Spinach Inquisition. Our chief weapon is surprise!
Whenever a bunch of heresy-hunting clerics leave a mess behind, a mop, a bucket of water and a dollop of Spic-and-Spanish will help clean it up.
Everybody sing! ** Span**, span, span, span, span, span, spannity span, span, span! Now for some tasty Span, eggs, span, span, cheese and span!
As it happens, Spam is one of my favorite characters on The Office.