Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

Even if it features in a story, I don’t understand how a Pam can be a character, since the word’s just a British colloquialism for a baby carriage.

Hmm, I’d keep prams away from babies - I think shellfish of any kind might be more than their digestive system’s really ready for.

When I play chess, I never fail to sacrifice a prawn or two.

As the song in Avenue Q goes “The Internet Is For Pawn”, so even though you sacrificed some, you should be able to get more for free.

Porn Free” was a book about an orphaned lion cub, raised by humans then released back into the wild. It was later made into a movie.

When I stayed with the Amish community that one summer, we’d get up bright-and-early every morning for a born-raising.

I was never scared of old Farmer Brown – his barn was always worse than his bite.

Long ago, I gave a friend the album of Simon and Garfunkel’s famous concert in Central Bark.

I’m in a quandary if I have to choose between rich, succulent beef and park, the other white meat.

I saw some wild boars when I was in Ireland, but I couldn’t tell you if pigs are normally found in County Pork.

Bud Cork has been in other movies since, but never really had a hit like Harold and Maude.

Whenever I see Cort, I smile, wave and wish him a “Klaatu barada nikto”!

Every stouthearted hiker should have a canteen, a walking stick, bug spray, and a big bag of gort, loaded with granola, raisins and peanuts.

Ah, back in the day, don’tcha know, when I was but a lad, I was full of wild and soaring ambition to do right by my fellow humans, and I joined the Peace Gorp, and learned that life is an endless aching chasm of futile disappointment, pip, pip!

Ew, where did you see this corps? Was it lying in the ditch all pale and bloated?

No, it was in a small corpse of trees and bushes.

I’ve never hit any trees yet, but I still keep an eye out for the copse when I’m driving.

Which Cops are you watching for? If they include baseball star Ty and actor Lee J., you don’t have to worry – both men have been dead for decades.

Little known fact that they were both fans of corn on the Cobb.

I’m looking to go out to San Diego for Comic-Cob this year.