Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

Maybe they could get Krispies Glover to star as well.

I think Ms. Alley’s major problem is too much extra-Crispin chicken from KFC.

If I were a sports star I’d love to get a Crispy Award, given out by ESPN during a glitzy annual show.

Wasn’t it an **espy **that fatally bit Cleopatra?

And when she was bit, did Cleopatra fall backwards on her asp?

Watch out there, Sheriff Woody!

The worst thing about using our fireplace is cleaning up the gray, dirty ass afterwards.

Maybe you could ash someone to help you with the cleaning job.

When you’re done with the cleaning, kick back, relax and watch a good movie - like Ask, with Cher and Sam Elliott.

One of my favorite Poe tales is The Mask of Amontillado, for the love of God!

Is Amontillado a town in the** Cask** region of the Pyrenees where the natives have a language and culture separate from France and Spain?

Oh, yes - I like nothing better than to Basque in the sun high in the Pyrenees! Sometimes I burn, though.

Princess Pepperwinkle’s pretty into Egyptian mythology: especially the cat-goddess Bask.

Does Princess Pepperwinkle have a Bast of the cat-goddess sitting on her mantle?

I believe Princess Pepperwinkle’s is the Bust, or the greatest in quality.

I think until we hear from the Professor, all best are off.

No, no, I said Bast, a she-cat-goddess, not “bets”, which is a she-dog.

I wonder if the filter will allow bitch, which has the perfectly innocent meaning of a large jug.

Probably. A popular subject for still-life, which is why I have a pitcher of one on my wall.

A picture did you say? Now a picture’s an item permanently attached to a property, but I don’t see what that’s got to do with still life.

I don’t know about that, but I do know that Rutger Hauer played a pretty scary guy in that Eighties road-horror movie, The Fixture.