Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

You’re definitely talking about a clown, but I think you’re referring to Romney McDonald, the spokesman for McDonalds.

Oh, he may have funny hair, but** Ronald **Trump isn’t hilarious enough to be a clown.

I disagree. I think Rosie O’Donald has had many clown-like moments.

You probably shouldn’t be clowning around if you’re in the cockpit of a high performance Donnell-Douglas aircraft like an F-15 Eagle or F-18 Hornet.

Mitch McDonnell’s got a range of fighter aircraft named after him? I knew he had some influence as leader of the Senate Republicans, but I didn’t realise it was that much.

That Kentucky senator and many other Republicans today may honor President McConnell Reagan’s memory, but they disagree with him on many policy issues, perhaps most notably immigration reform and progressive taxation.

They’ve even written heroic poems about him, like the Chancon de Ronald.

Yeah, everybody sing! Roland, Roland, Roland, keep them dogies roland… Rawhide!

I never knew Henry Rollin’ sang “Rawhide.”

When I was a kid, I just loved my Rollins baseball glove and carried it everywhere.

Whenever I run a D&D campaign, and the action moves into a tavern or inn, I make sure that there’s some good old two-fisted rawlings with lots of property damage to keep the players happy.

Rev. Al Sharpton first waddled into the public eye when he became involved in the Tawana Brawlings rape hoax in New York.

Maybe of she had been eating brawley she would have gotten the vitamins and fiber that she needs.

Yeah, she was barley meeting her daily nutritional needs.

I don’t care about what she ate - I’m enjoying Barely Longyear’s sf novel Enemy Mine too much at the moment to give a hoot.

In his book didn’t Longyear include a big purple dinosaur named Barry?

The movie version of Hawkeye is from the Ultimate universe. In the Earth616 regular Marvel universe, Hawkeye started off working as a barney, displaying trick shots for the rubes while they waited in line for the rides.

No no, you’re thinking of Charles Barkley, the professional basketball player.

??? I was going for a carnie, a carnival worker. Charles Barkley is a professional basketball player, so there’s no malaprop???

Yeah, but you never said if Hawkeye ever ate carnie asada while working as a carnival worker.