As long as neither of them were fat or hairy, I’d be up for it.
I think Little Nemo nailed it.
I couldn’t do it. I have really high standards for looks in women and they have never been broken. I cringe when I think about prostitutes, ugly girls getting picked up by drunk guys at bars, and even less than attractive girls in porn. I get pissed when I click on a thumbnail of someone on a porn site that I assume is attractive and she has any flaws at all. I can’t click the close button fast enough.
No way.
Quite a vivid simile… 
I’d say “Hey, let’s make it a foursome and have my wife join in too!”
At least then there’d be somebody hot there. And you know the old saying … you can never have too many breasts around you.
Go crazy, my man.
In a freakin’ New York Second. Threesomes are great! What’s not to like? Twice as much of all the things you love and more sex than you are likely to survive without serious physical damage. It is at least as good as most imagine it to be. You can go for as long as you are able and when you need a break (and it will be a brief one) they can entertain each other for a few minutes. This in itself will have you back on the pitchers mound in no time flat.
Which is more than the OP did.
When uncommitted, I always worked under the impression that any woman willing to have sex with me was attractive. I never faced a Janet Reno-type situation to test my assumption, though.
Said flaws not to include a métier gobbling knob for porn sites, I assume.
Absolutely. At this point in my life my social schedule is so filled with hot sex with sexy underwear models that I simply don’t have the time for an interesting meaningless sex trio.
:dubious:
That being my sarcastic way of saying “Fuck yeah I’m up for having sex!” It’s better than not sex.
Yeah, it’s a good thing that ugly is relative. Otherwise none of these ugmos would be getting banged. Am I right or what?
::goes up for high five::
Don’t all women look the same when the lights go out?
Who said anything about putting the lights out?
Ah, someone to whose newsletter I already subscribe.
Too damn right. And double if it’s three in a bed, I mean, at least some of the time I intend to be watching rather than participating…
I’ll be in my bunk.
Actually - they might. It’s called the Spice Girl Effect.
Move over.
Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally Albright: So, you’re saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.
Did you bring a friend?
I think we both know who’d be up for it.