Nobody wants your kid. Stop making him hang out in the bathroom with you.
Well, that and nests of rattle snakes.
Gender-segregated bathrooms are stupid and archaic. Not to mention sexist, since given equal space, more men can be “served” than women at any given time, thanks to urinals. The time has long since passed for unisex bathrooms. And while we’re at it, naked bodies may by “sinful,” but I don’t give a flying fuck about what you consider to be a sin. People should be entitled to dress (or undress) any way they please within the bounds of reasonable hygeine.
If you’re talking about Victoria’s Secret models, well alright then. Otherwise we have the right to be spared the sight of your saggy/scrawny/zit-covered/randomly pierced/fading tattoo-covered body.
Preach it, brother.
Hey come on now, that Milan runway model got her last tattoo removed, what more do you want from her?
Actually, at least in my personal experience, parents are less insanely fearful of “stranger danger” these days than they were for a while. As a kid in the 1980s, I remember my mom giving us a special password, so that if she ever had to have someone pick us up at school that we didn’t know, that person would know the special password. Because, you know, strangers would frequently abduct kids directly from school under the guise of being a family friend.
Anyway, Whatsit Jr. is currently age 7. I’ve been letting him go unattended into the men’s room in public since he was 5 or so, although I did used to hover near the door waiting for him. (I never yelled into the bathroom after him, though. Cripes.) But now he’s big enough to just go on his own. I do prefer to send him with MrWhatsit when possible, although that’s mostly just because MrWhatsit keeps him on task and stops him from spending 15 minutes in there playing with the hand dryer, and not because I’m scared of strangers.
Given equal space? Is that a joke?
Have you ever been in a ladies’ room? It’s like freakin’ Xanadu in there.
The reason people don’t wanna see my hairy naked ass isn’t because it would be “sinful”. 
Your ass may be a thing of beauty, but if by chance it isn’t … please wear something.
Yeah, the Xanadu of POOP. Believe me, other ladies are just as gross as you guys can be. Grosser because they all think their asses are just too special to come in contact with the toilet seat.
At what age do you think it will be safe to let him wait outside the door for you or go take a piss by himself? Will it be safe when he’s 9? 11? 13?
I have three daughters. I think of myself as borderline over protective. My oldest is 9, but I’m not going to bring a 9-year-old girl into a men’s room with me. After about age 4 or 5, they can wait outside the door while I’m pissing or go into the ladies’ room by themselves. Nothing is going to happen. There is no epidemic of little boys getting molested in men’s rooms.
I think I’d like to hang outside the ladies’ room the mext time my daughters are in there and scream out hysterical warnings every time a woman walks in.
“DADDY’S RIGHT OUTSIDE, SWEETY!! EVERYTHING’S OK.”
Well, let’s first get the very obvious out of the way: That would be a humorous moniker for a musical ensemble.
Second, I’m not talking about sanitary conditions. I’ve long been convinced that women are far worse pigs than men when it comes to bathroom cleanliness. I’m talking architecturally here. In any given public or semi-private environment, a typical mens room will resemble a utilitarian box, with cracked plaster walls and dirt floors. A typical ladies room has sheer square footage going for it, as well as classical Greek archtecture appointed in fine marble.
At least that’s my experience.
I have spent part of my checkered career as a janitor, and let me tell you, women’s bathrooms are always FAR more trashed than men’s rooms. I was warned about that when I started my first maintainance job, and didn’t believe them. Man were they right.
Naw…this would be much better :
Lora Lynnn…GET OUT NOW!.. This one looks like she is on the prowl !.. For gawds sake don’t show her your pretty teeth !
Most of the time, I’m the only man in this wing of the building. The bathrooms here are single occupancy and unisex. It’s amazing how trashed I often find them. But at least the seats are always down.
I have worked in a few places where cleaning the restrooms was my job.
The ladies is always messier, smellier, and has more vandalism*. Much more trash on the floor. More likely to have not flushed. Just worse all around.
*probably due to teen girls being able to carry purses that easily conceal markers.
Maybe part of the reason is that, if my wife and her friends are anything to go by, women use the place as their clubhouse.
Among men it is pretty well understood that “I have to go to the washroom” is not an invitation for your buddies to get up from the table and go with you … 
A couple of things.
You are hilarious! You have no idea how much this makes me laugh.
At least the POOP is on or around the seat. I’ve had some pissing emergencies at bars after having broken the seal (that point in the evening, usually after drink 6, when you have to piss a lot) and have made the men’s room available to myself twice. Both of those restrooms rank as #1 and #2 most repulsive shitholes I have ever brought my too special ass into.
One bathroom (I’m talking about you, Dave’s!) had shit on the wall. How does shit get on the wall? That doesn’t even make any sense.
Men get in and out. They have a job to do and they do it. They’re not there to socialize.
I think it’s also a factor that they’re less likely to “hover,” and they don’t build toilet paper ass-gaskets which end up all over the floor.
The amount of paper all over the floor of women’s rooms is staggering. You rarely see a thing on the floor of a men’s room.
To be fair, you see a lot of dribbles.
You haven’t seen the men’s rooms here. Not only are there toilet paper ass-gaskets but we also have someone hanging strips of toilet paper from the stall walls, presumably to keep anyone from peeking between the cracks.