He won it singlehandedly.
Thanks. I think.
I dunno if I should even say this on a public forum
. . . screw it . . .
I do not think that is the world record.
The advertised device has some suction to it that the fleshlight lacks. When I get home tonight, I’ll try to find that stupid video. Dang it.
I can totally see a radio contest in this.
Jerk your Wee for a Wii!
Those guys went balls out, they weren’t fucking around.
I’d post here, but I’m too busy laughing…
…and, well, you know…
Whoa! 私は母性交のように自慰行為をしている!
(So says Babelfish, anyway.)
Could we get this registered as an Olympic sport?
No. Hmph. <stalks off in a strop>
or was that for a strop
Si
I was already to toss off a one liner, but you guys beat me to it.
I hear that a religious figure has criticized the event. I would say that he should keep out of it, but I really don’t want to bash the bishop.
Si
Seriously, what do you have to be doing that whole time? Have an erection? Be touching it? Be manipulating it in some way? Any way? I just can’t quite envisage what definitions are involved here.
Yeah, I’m a lawyer. Why?
Depends whether it’s matchplay or strokeplay. 
It was a close contest, but one of them pulled it off.
Regards,
Shodan
And they can have his masturbation trophy when they prise it from his damp, sticky and somewhat tired hand.
Masturbating like a motherfuck!
(It’s weird and bad Japanese but it’s still funny ^^)
I’m surprised PETA wasn’t there protesting against the choking of chickens and spanking of monkeys.
He had to beat off a stiff challenge.
Huh. I thought Sato wood not last.
Japan dominates; who submits?
People point to labor-saving devices like cars, dishwashers, and riding lawn mowers. “For the man who’s too lazy to polish his own cucumber…”
Remember the “vibrator recall” prank that the DJ played on the unsuspecting woman? Any guys who buy these, don’t fall for this.