On the video, they claim that 2.5 million of the devices have been sold.
Hard to beat that.
At least it wasn’t an icky tie.
Masturbation contests … what is this world coming to?
Not to mention the flogging of dolphins.
Oh, the humanity!
I’ve been to one of these masturbate-a-thons and it was great - I’m annoyed that they haven’t run one since in London. I raised £250 for a good cause for doing something I really enjoyed, no down side.
World record? Cum on now…most 14 year old boys alone for the weekend can beat that.
Golden Rule of Masturbation
It is impossible to mastrubate more times than your age in one day.
(When I was 14 I tried to test this)
beebs, darling, why oh why do I insist on reading your spoilers? 
Don’t worry. He’s just yanking your chain.
Does it rub you the wrong way?
[brief hijack]My brother pointed out some time ago that some fairy tales have sexual connotations. Aladdin, for instance: you rub the lamp until it ejaculates a genie…[/brief hijack]
Finally something to watch besides Ninja Warrior.
Hey, Ninja Warrior is awesome! (Maybe they can add this to the course).
Nah. The whole point of being a ninja is that they never see you coming.
So who came (in) second?
they were too busy rooting at the at the female competition
hiyoooo
Yeah, nobody mentioned who snatched victory for the women…
They didn’t report what the winners girlfriend said after he finished:
“Jeez, that’s all?”
Fists of Fury, indeed.
That’s it for the beata testing, now let’s get the motorized virgin, er, version.