I’ve added it to my list of “Ways I do not want to die.”
Way taco!
“Police don’t suspect foul play”? Do people randomly go around pushing their co-workers into tortilla machines? Or does someone do this for hire because he “kneads” the dough?
He always said he wanted more dough.
Chicken, beef or Arturo?
Reported…
…Reported…
…aaaaaaand Reported.
ETA:
Oh, you better believe that’s a Reported.
I suspect the well-known Mexican gangster Jimmy Changa.
ETA: reported?
God damn it I made the same joke as coch.
Edit: God damn it he even used “kneads”.
I am shamed.
Could this case perhaps be something to do with drugs?
A case o’ dealers.
You bet your ass!
MOIDALIZE Do not click here. Your head will explode.
I bet my burrito.
I just emailed that thread to the police.
Quite an appropriate segue.
Even chili they’ll get their comeuppance, but we don’t don the jackboots for horrible puns.
OK, everyone, that’s a wrap.
Are the police calling it an open and shut queso?
nm. Stupid even for me.
Reported!
He was one of those people that dive into their work head first.