He thought it was a chicken neck. :smack: It is unclear what the dog thought.
Oh man, do I love the Internet. This just wouldn’t make my local news.
Pssst!
Look here!
I do swannee there’s a Pit thread about this very subject (extremely similar thread title too!)
There is a thread somewhere else here about this same story.
I do swannee I’m as late as an elderly Romanian man who just realized that the dog has eaten his penis.
You know, I don’t care how dark it is, I just can’t see mistaking one’s privy member for a chicken neck. That’s a heck of an accident, and I have to wonder if alcohol was involved.
I looked around in this forum before posting. I didn’t imagine there would be a thread in the Pit. What’s to be pissed about?
I mistook mine for an old girlfriend once. It was late.
I mistook mine for a current girlfriend. It’s a mistake I’ve made thousands of times… go figure.
Heh.
If only he’d tried to choke the chicken, instead.