I knew I wasn’t the only one!!!1!!
That class action suit is gonna be sweet!
New warning label on toasters:
WARNING: Not for penile penetration"
You see Emily, when a boy and a toaster fall in love…
It wasn’t really love. He was just saying that.
who doesn’t like a wienie roast?
Toasted penis, the best thing since sliced bread.
My toaster’s red hot,
your toaster aint doodley-squat
Win.
I have read about people getting stuck in ball bearings, not to mention vacuum cleaners, but a toaster? 
I think that is a crime too, not a felony but a Missedawiener.
Well, maybe it was one of them Temper-Pedicks.
I saw what you did there!
Bravo, most excellent!
Or the recent park bench thing.
I read about an unfortunate guy who got his balls stuck in a Muskoka chair. Not anything fetish-related, just unfortunate.
What happened was this: he went swimming nude in a Northern Ontario lake; the cold water had a shrinking effect; he sat in a Muskoka chair (which has gaps in the boards); his balls fell into a gap; then he warmed up in the hot sun … :eek:
I guess there’s no end to variations on Wrong Things in Wrong Places theme. 
:eek::smack:
Franks and beans, franks and beans!
Why did I just KNOW from the subject line that it was a Brit? What is it with small appliances in Jolly Old?
Good grief, this reads like a Darwin award decedent.
Cont’d: To extricate his warm, engorged testicles, the man reentered the cold lake still seated in the chair. Unfortunately the weight of the chair pulled him by the balls to the lake floor where he drowned. Several minutes later the temperature of the water again shrunk his balls down to a size that allowed them to slip through the seat gap and he floated back up to the surface naked, blue and with itty bitty nuts.
Obviously he slipped and fell on it.
I can’t remember what I was watching recently - the emergency room doctor came out and ranted about healthcare by saying, “Quit sticking things up your asses!”