Reminds me of when I was in the butcher’s and I decided to stick my penis in the bacon slicer. I got thrown out, of course. So did she, but she said she was tired of slicing bacon anyway and a new job would not be hard to find.
Wouldn’t work - Muskoka chairs are made of wood. 
He must have seen the same ER show on TV that I did, and learned it wasn’t good to stick in a Coleman stove, so he used the toaster instead.
If you’re going to fuck a toaster, how do you decide which slot?
One could ask the same question to any man planning to have sex with a woman.
Typical attitude, Malthus. Look just because he didn’t get the toaster a fancy new wall socket doesn’t mean he isn’t in love!
Using the lower one is kinky.
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We really need an emoticon for utter disgust here. That is just sick, IMO.
If I had a penis and got it stuck in a toaster I assure you that I would take care of things on my own. Even if I had to walk around the house supporting the toaster with one hand for hours until I found a way to pry it open. How hard (haha) could it be to do it yourself?! :smack:
Just change it so the chair capsizes when he goes back in the lake; he’s left hanging by his balls from an inconveniently floating object until he drowns from the exertion of trying to get his head above the surface.
Heck, I bet it happens all the time…
/tips hat.
That’s the one! Thanks, dude!
Yep. I’d manage.
Maybe it’s a Brit thing? “Oh my, I seem to have gotten me willie stick in the crumpet warmer. I’ll just finish my tea, then ring up the bobbies to come 'ave a look-see”.
Current ad: “Argos: Save 1/3 on selected kitchen electricals!”
(so why’s this toaster reduced? Well, that’s a funny story…)
What? Come on . . .
I laughed so hard reading your response earlier while I was at work. - I swear I almost fell out of my computer chair. Thanks for the laugh :D.
Not sick, exactly, but certainly not well-bred.
That is certainly going a bit far for a bit of crumpet, even for an english chap.