“Makes you proud to be British!” - Winston Churchill.
I think it was just an uncoordinated fellow who realized that with certain appliances it doesn’t take talented fingers to dial the heat up a notch or two.
Blow dryers for quickies and a curling iron for when he had time to work the serious kinks out?
Seems like an appropriate place to link one of the most popular threads on another board: Things I Learned From My Patients.
I’m reasonably sure the firemen could have removed the toaster by getting the giant saw they use to take cars apart.
Drag that thing into the guy’s house, turn on the generator, then fire up that giant whirling saw… he’d shrink down to nothing.
Wouldn’t packing the whole deal in ice (after unplugging, of course) also cause some shrinkage?
Mind you I bet it was even worse when his vacuum cleaner found out about it. But then again a man’s appliance is always the last to know.
I flashed back to an episode from the Big Bang Theory where Howard makes use of the robotic arm.
I’m not sure what this says about the quality or quantity of ladies in London…
I just don’t understand how a penis could get that stuck, perhaps there was a sharp edge and that was cutting into him is the only way I could think it may have gone down.
I have a hard time thinking of how the penis got in the toaster in the first place, perhaps some really kinky type of submission/fear thing used in sex play. Perhaps some lets get even with this person, I’m sticking my penis in her toaster thing. But I really can’t see someone getting off in it, but to each his own.
To be fair, the one thing a Royal Guardsman is good at is standing at attention in all conditions 
O sry. Didnt realize that debutantes would be reading a thread entitled “Man Gets Penis Stuck in Toaster” 
Did it escape your attention that the link was marked in big red letters: “Warning: graphic. NSFW” ? And you opened it why?
The toaster went down on him, alright. It just didn’t pop back up.
Are you telling us that the toaster wasn’t a pop-tart?
To make a bread pun, d’oh!
It was a threesome!
“You’re next, my dear. I only have one, unfortunately.”
Seems like a crumby thing to happen to a guy. I’d have got pretty browned off. Depending on the setting.
Maybe he needed to dig something out of the toaster and all his forks were dirty.
And I thought that his penis got stuck in this kind of toaster. :smack:
Isn’t the slot for one slice clearly labeled?
He thought of using Cockney rhyming but “'ave a butchers” brings up wrong connotations of their solution.
I do so love my friends cross the pond.
What must have been going through his mind when he finally resigned himself to the fact that yes, there was no other recourse but to call for help.
He should try the microwave next time.