I’m puzzled by why the link in question was redacted.
He didn’t have his glasses on. He thought the toaster had a cum tray.
C’mon! That toaster was asking for it!
London firefighters urge ‘common sense’ after penis freed from toaster
Read more: London Fire Brigade called for 1,300 stuck or trapped incidents - UPI.com
Tell me that this news story is a joke. A man from Colombia has to have his penis amputated after taking excessive amounts of Viagra.
“Doctors in Gigante referred the man to a medical facility in Neiva, where doctors noted that the man’s penis was inflamed, fractured and showed signs of gangrene, and opted to amputate to prevent the inflammation and gangrene from spreading to other parts of his body.”
And the town he hailed from? Gigante
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From the article: ‘‘The calls also included nine men with rings stuck on their privates, four people with their hands stuck in blenders and five people with their hands stuck in paper shredders.’’
Looks like common sense is getting rarer every day.
…he likes his toast done on one side?