I never thought I’d type a thread title like that. 
Vaginas are enticing, scintillating, and can trap a careless guy just looking for some fun. 
Help me find my car keys and we’ll drive out.
Man get stuck in a vagina? Firefighters called?
“Dis is Germany! Vee have Vays of making you walk…!”
German girls shave it all off too. 
fire truck pulls up to a drug store and the crew gets out and buys all the lube in the store. that has to be funny too.
Finally someone else feels MY pain! I’m not alone anymore 
“But do they call me McGreggor-the-Fence-Builder?”
It took TWENTY-TWO firefighters to pull the guy out.
That must have been one tight, sticky vagina…
I’m still looking for my horse and cart.
“Wow, this is the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen… the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen…”
“You don’t have to repeat yourself.”
“I didn’t”.
So German law doesn’t hold with the attractive nuisance concept.
This confused me for a second, because the guy isn’t a child. But I guess children would be even more likely to try this sort of thing than an adult, making the sculpture unsafe for them.
Kids looking for a way back to the womb?
They said the sculpture is in front of a college. I’d guess there’s been a few student pranks over the years. It would have made a great phone booth twenty years ago.
I suspect it was more like 2-4 firefighters to get the guy out and 18-20 to come and have a laugh.
More like 2-4 gettng him out & the rest to keep him from fighting the 2-4 rescuers. “No, you can’t pull me outta here!”
Woulda saved time if they’d just bought one 55-gallon drum.
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Conversation that really just happened at work:
Colleague: There’s a story on the BBC website about a man getting stuck in a huge stone vagina
Me: I heard about that - are there pictures? (I mean, it’s the BBC)
Colleague: It’s been cropped
Me: Well, I believe that is the fashion nowadays.
Attractive, huh? Well, whatever turns ya on.
Did they yell, “It’s a boy!” when they got him out.