“Es ist ein Junge!”
I read this and immediately thought of the SDMB.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/23/us-student-rescued-giant-vagina-sculpture-germany
At what point would you call for help?
Couldn’t they do a caesarean?
English-language article, picture of sculpture on its own.
I hope he has not died of embarassment since last Friday.
There’s not one but TWO other threads about this topic.
I don’t care, I’m just glad other people are as excited about vaginas as I am
Wouldn’t have been necessary if they’d originally made the sculpture with, like, a button thingie at the top; where somebody could push or otherwise manipulate it, and it would lubricate itself.
Looking at the full length sculpture. I’m struck by the overall size of the block. It must be several feet square. Which means the depth of the vagina opening is 2 or 3 ft deep. Just about the right depth for some 16 ft tall giant’s member to penetrate. 
The artist really needs to come back and sculpt the dong as an art piece too.
It’s also deep enough for a person to easily climb inside. I’m a little surprised this guy got stuck. I guess the slit is narrower than it looks in the photo.
Carving that sculpture was clearly a labia of love.
If this guy plays his cards right he’s a shoe in for women who like well endowed men.
I wonder if the fire Captain made the gay members of the team do most of the work?
The sculpture has been there since 2001, and has remained unassaulted by thousands of passing Germans. But as soon as the first American exchange student shows up… 
It’s that pioneering, can-do American spirit at work. 
7 billion people on this rock. Trust me, A LOT of people get excited about vaginas.
I bet that kid felt like a right cunt.
Does that mean there are left ones, too? All these years I’ve been settling for the one, never knowing of another…
Those are in the Southern Hemisphere. A byproduct of the Coriolis Effect.
He got into the vagina sculpture? What a dick! Then he had to be pulled out by professionals? What a baby!
I know I’ve read of cases where a guy got stuck in a real vagina for real. Not many, but the lovers had to go (be taken) to the emergency room. Has anyone else heard of this?
What a cunning stunt.
Regards,
Shodan
Did he find the g-spot?
I wonder if they used forceps.
Or maybe the Jaws of Life.
“Nurse, hand me the jackhammer - I’m going to perform an episiotomy.”