Ahhh… suddenly the Dog ending of Silent Hill 2 makes sense. It’s all so clear to me now.
I apologize for the hopelessly obscure reference.
You can’t be sirius. That’s dogon crazy.
That religion is no less zany than any other religion on Earth.
Therefore, it still rates up there on the zaniness meter, but it’s in a lot of company.
Besides, everyone knows cats are divine.
“Just some guy” where? That you were talking to? You saw it on the news, or a tv magazine ala “E!”?
Where did you hear about it?
Dogs. snort
Dogs: “These people feed me, and shelter me and love me-they must be God!”
Cats: “These people feed me and shelter me and love me-I must be God!”
Just some guy that I happen to know exists. Somebody told me about him.
Some guy that someone told you about?
You, Miss Brat, are a twit.
I’m not a “Miss”.
So are you a Mr or a Mrs?
What ever you are, you are a twit.
Originally posted by Larry Mudd
Very bad indeed. Very good!
HE’s right, you know. My dog teaches me spiritual principles like compassion, acceptance and unconditional love through his actions every day.
But he licks his own ass, so consider that too.
No officer, you’ve got it all wrong. These aren’t porno mpegs. They are sacred teachings. Acolytes Cherri and Bambi are communing with the divine. Yes, I do have 9 gigs of these files. I just place a high value on my spiritual enlightenment.
Yes, I am plaining a live worship service. Our priestess Tommi shall attain oneness with a holy Rottweiler. This is protected by the First Ammendment. Yes, we will also partake of the sacred nectar, Red Dog. In fact, with this VIP pass you get a free bottle and don’t have to pay the cover charge.
Okay, so in conversation a friend or acquaintance of yours mentioned that they’d heard this?
Sorry I’m just trying to understand the context in which you came to hear about this “some guy”.
And the reason I’m asking is that I was wondering if perhaps they weren’t thinking of maybe a TLC or Discovery channel special on ancient Egypt or something. They did worship dogs in some fashion.
Pretty crazy, actually. But it makes a helluva advertising slogan:
Not only that, but one could take communion at the burger joint - “Body of Christ … would you like a pickle with that?”
… or you could eat at the Buddha Buffet: where it keeps refilling itself until the taste comes out just. Right.
Actually, Sky(y) Saxon, founding member of the proto-punk 60’s band the Seeds (You’re Pushin’ Too Hard, You’re Pushin’ Too Hard On Meee…Too Hard) had founded a religion in Hawaii on the same pretext (after retiring from the commercial music business and one too many mesc hits).
His argument was it’s no coincidence that dog spelled backwards is god. I can’t cite it, it was in a old article in Rolling Stone entitled “Where Are They Now” with updates on Arthur Brown, Sly Stone, Wayne/Jayne County, et al. After reading Saxon’s update I was 1/2 convinced it was a publicity gimmick, but the man was pictured in front of his makeshift temple.
But does a dog have the buddha nature?
Only the Justified Ancients of Mu know for sure.
FNORD~Kick Out the JAMS, Motherfuckers~FNORD
Fuck Hudson’s!