Man Tries to Flog Wife's Box on eBay

[rayh]

You know how it is, your cock won’t fit in your wife’s box, so your only option is to sell her box.

@eBay description

Up for aution is my wife’s box. I’m selling her box because my cock won’t fit in her box. I wanted to try and put my cock in her box before we got married, but she would not allow it. Now I find out my cock doesn’t fit in it, and as you can see in the picture if I shove my cock any further in I will tear her box, and she doesn’t want that. So I am selling her box and looking for one that my cock will fit in. Thank you for looking. My cock is only pictured as reference and not included with her box. I have tried to get rid of her box several times, she gave her box to the neighbour twice, but he returned it. She tried giving it to the mailman, but he said he rather have my cock. We even tried to give it away by putting a flyer on the church bulletin board, but it was taken down for some reason. So I am at my wit’s end to try and get rid of this thing, please help! Shipping will be determined at end of aution, actual cost at most!

eBay has pulled the aution.

[Sage_Rat]

Well if you have a box that won’t even fit a rooster…

[ivylass]

:eek:

[Skywatcher]

Cock in the box, I burning your pussy?

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

I recommend a running start with a jump at the end.