The most shocking part of the story for me was that it happened somewhere other than Philadelphia.
Did he cut to the front of the line or the back?
Fatal stabbings blamed on fart jokes.
He really cut one. Actually, several.
If you fart loudly in public, just shout ‘Jet Power!’ and walk faster.
Maybe he wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer.
I donno. Maybe he insulted someone in the process and tried to apologize. “I take it back.” and they misunderstood him.
They had to let out all of that bottled up rage.
A man walks into McDonalds with a knife in his back.
“Hey you,” said the counter girl. “Do you know you have a knife in your back?”
“No,” he replied, “but if you hum few bars, I can try to fake it.”
All the other knife & back jokes were taken…
That’s a bad back joke:p
A priest, a rabbi and a guy with a knife in his back walk into a McDonalds.
“Waddaya have?”, the counter girl asks.
The priest says, “I’ll have a Big Mac”.
The Rabbi says, “I’ll have some fires”.
The guy with the knife in his back says, “AHHHGG! I’ve been stabbed!”
Counter girl says, “Sorry, we’re out of AHHHGG!, How about a McFlurrie?”
At least the brain freeze headache will get his mind off the knife in his back.
Serious question, just out of interest… does this count as concealed carry?
No, the handle is still visible.
I wonder if this will prompt McDonald’s to slash prices?
Stabby meals?
I’ll get my coat.
Sad to say, this reminds me of a tale about an in-law. His girlfriend cut him up pretty bad. His solution? Go down to the bar and order a beer. While still bleeding. At least the folks there called the cops. Big stink, arrested her, etc. Yeah, they’re still together.
I wouldn’t trust this bottle throwers, they’re real backstabbers.
They smile in your face: the backstabbers.
Sometimes you just really need some nuggets, you know?
Does McDonald’s even have kebabs?
I wouldn’t doubt it. They have poutine here, and McLobster in the Maritimes.